Eric Engelson is the bastard love child of two lesbian pirates. Born in 1787, the same year as our Constitution, he led the rebels to victory at the Battle of Endor, made his fortune training custom dancing monkeys before losing it all investing in Jon Haverkamp's male enlargement ointment, made from distilled hobo droppings.
Working his way back into being a productive member of society Eric is now the only member of BUB to enjoy full-time employee status including health, dental and hand job benefits.
Eric is also the founder, chairman and sole member of the burgeoning BUBsluts movement.